Ghosts in a Bottle. Yup, you guessed it, only in Florida.

So there's a guy in St. Augustine, Florida, which is northeast of us here in Dunedin, that is selling bottled ghosts. Ghosts in a bottle. BOTTLED GHOSTS. I'll pause a moment to let your laughter subside.

I don't know how many people are buying this, but he's selling your very own bottled ghost kit for $20. He won't reveal how the ghosts are captured and stuffed into these bottles by his ghost catchers. He likened asking how the ghost was caught to asking KFC for their secret recipe. Riiiiigggghhhhtttt.

The ghosts even come with a warning- open at your own risk. If you want a real hoot, go ahead and read the company's website. They tell you that you're very own Casper might hide your car keys. Click HERE.

So, just to make sure that I have this straight... these ghosts are so menacing that people hired professional ghost catchers to come and capture them, but you can then buy them and release them. You can buy a ghost and he will be your own personal property. Supernatural slavery?

Truthfully, this all brings up memories of the Ghost Buster movies. Egon Spangler. Those crazy ghost traps. Sheesh.

Seriously, I would like to know what's really in those bottles. Maybe I'm being a cynical skeptic. But its like PT Barnum said, "There's a sucker born every day". Supposing there are supernatural beings, would they really allow us to shove them in bottles and display them on our mantles. Err... probably not.

Anyhow, my office isn't haunted, except for my bathroom, which my staff forms a line outside of, waiting to haunt me the minute I come out. They're a great bunch. Come in and meet them, we'll give you a FREE Exam and xrays. That's a $257 value, yours for FREE. 727.733.1175 or www.allaboutsmiles.org